Next prank ding-dong ditch gnome style...
what you do is find a house with garden gnomes inthe front yard then you hide the gnomes in the bushes or up a tree, once they are hiden ring the bell and go sit/squat/stand where the gnomes were, if you get down low enough people will not notice you
Prank call anyone or bussiness then just start talking random gibberish in an Indian accent, the goal is to see how long you can keep them on the phone.
A tip is to not just talk random words but to engage a conversation, say you call Pizza hut (c) dont ask about anything on their menu just start talking about if they like McDnalds (c),how they feal about the environment, then after awile say something like "wait this isnt the NATIONAL SOCIETY AGAINST WHALE ABUSE is it?" Then when and if they say no this is pizza hut you say "Well I'm verry sorry for wasting your time is their anyway i can make it up to you? Is there a place where i can give you a gift basket????? Maybe i can get you a good hooker/stipper"(depending on if they be a chick or a guy) If your still on the phone with them at this point then my hats off to you. After this point just talk about the whales and no nukes again.
Fish.........
I bet when you were little or even recently you caught a fish, you bring it home and you put it in your freezer, and it stays there for a couple years.... Now is time to use it. If you have alot of them then good,if not its still funny. Take the fish and put them/it in a place where someone wont find it or look for it untill it starts to smell. If you cant find one throw it on their roof or on a deck that they may have in the backyard for grilling, no matter what you decide it's always funny.
JUST A TIP: one of the best places to put fish is under a chair cushon on a padio, that way everytime someone uses the chair it will just make it worse.
fish..........err i mean dog crap!
like teh fish prank only instead of using fish use dog crap same spots to put the crap but the best place to put is is under a doormat that has holes in it so when someone steps on it, it will come up through the holes and maybe get on their feet ( depending on if they jumped on the mat or if they are just huge and steped on it ).
Who threw the wheel????????
This is a BAD prank if you get caught your DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!
Anywho what you do is get any size tire to the top of a big hill then you roll it down, Try to aim for someone who you hate. I dont think its best to do this on a long road or on a road with alot of cars because the tire will destroy almost anything in its way, the best thing to do is roll it down the middle and hope it will slowly turn toward something.
Sign hunting.
when your community has the school board election or pretty much anything that would make people put up signs to advertize themselves, you pick a target once its about 3A.M. go around and take as many signs as you can ( a car helps for this prank ) then stick them in your targets yard.
JUST A TIP: last night I saw some kids walk past my house and go down to 7-11 a few minutes later I saw them walk by with some t.p. my friend and I asked if we could go along with them, they said yes. When walking with them we noticed that they had no idea what they were doing because they were talking about how good they would get their roof and mailbox.....-.- I know right?.......Anywho after we told them not to get their mailbox and to get their trees I noticed another thing It was the t.p. The kind they bought was the strongest kind they could find. Any body who knows how to t.p. knows that you want the weakest kind of paper ever! After I explained that to them my friend and I left. We knew that if we did it with them it would have been lame.
The funny thing is later that week we saw them out cleaning the paper off the house they got.
The ladder.......
Next time you see someone on their roof ( its better if you dont know them ) take the ladder and lay it on the ground quietly hide down the street or behind a car untill they notice that the ladder has fallen over. If they call for help come out from hiding and casually walk past. If they ask you to help them say " Ehhhhh whats in it for me?" no matter how much they just beg dont budge untill you can get money or some food once they give it to you just leave.
The ramp!!!
ANOTHER BAD PRANK, I would only do this if your in another state and are about to go back home after a vacation or something.
Ok what you do is get some ply wood and make a ramp, spraypaint it black, then wait till about 3 a.m. go put the ramp out on a road with lanes when someone goes flying off......run!!!!!!!!!!! haul asss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont stop!!!! get it your car and drive away!!!!!!!!! it will be like it never happend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST A TIP: If I did this I would wear some gloves because this might get the cops called and everything would be dusted for prints.
Logs Logs everywhere!
get some rotten logs from a dead tree stump or something and they them in the road really late in the night. Even if people dont hit them it is funny to see them swerve or slamm on the brakes to avoid them.
Floting st00f!
This prank is close to THE EGG! prank ( see below ) just take some fishing line if you have some and poke holes in things like paper cups cardboard anything you can really then run it across the street and tie both ends off to something. When a car comes by they will see the item with the fishing line in it and think its floating, some people might even get out and walk over to see whats up.
Unlike THE EGG prank the best time to do this is right as the sun is half-way set ( if thats a way to say it ) that way people can see the item but not the fishing line.
THE EGG!
No its not egging someone' house thats for little kids, this prank involves string a cable, telephone wire, or a branch going across a street. Get an egg,black spray paint,string,( better if the string was strong ) and a place to throw it over a street. The egg MUST be windsheild level or it will not work. Here are the instructions!
STEP #1 SPRAY THE STING WITH THE BLACK PAINT
STEP#2 TIE THE STRING TO A STICK OR A SMALL ROCK SO YOU CAN THROW IT OVER THE WIRE OR BRANCH
STEP#3 THROW IT OVER!
STEP#4 UNTIE THE STRICK OR ROCK AND REPLACE WITH THE EGG
STEP#5 PAINT THE EGG BLACK
STEP#6 HIDeSOMEWHERE AND WAIT TILL A CAR HITS IT!
JUST A TIP: THIS PRANK CAN BE DONE AS LONG AS THE ROAD IS BLACK PAVEMENT, IT IS BETTER TO DO IT AT NIGHT SO SOMEONE WONT SEE THE STRING OR THE EGG.
Penny tapping!!!!!!!!
here what you do first get a few pennies, a lot string, and a lot of tape. Normal scotch tape will work best. Tape the sting to the side you want to be the bottom, Next tape the penny over the string ( the metal has to be exposed ). Run up to a window ( person has to be inside the house ) and stick the tape that has nothing on it to the window now make sure you used enough string so you can get to a good hiding spot. Once your hiden gently pull on the string and stop, pull stop, pull stop, all you will here is a small ting ting ting ting, but the people inside will here TONG! TONG! TONG! TONG!
OK this prank is like the log one but you get a cutt-out of an action hero holding a gun and but it out on the road its soo funny just to watch.
k this is the last one i can think of right now....
They invisible rope prank ( note this is not my prank I heard of it from my nieghbor and it works a lot of the time ) all you need are two people. Have one person on each side of the street then when a car is coming both of you pretend to be pulling as hard as you can on a rope. The idiots will think that a rope is really there so they will slamm on the brakes, sit a little bit and then slowly pass through. Its amazing!
